Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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