- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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