What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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