- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why so serious ?

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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