Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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