- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??