Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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