Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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