What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Cancer

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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My cat just died.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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