Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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