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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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