- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

bite me

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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