- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

civil rights

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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