- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Chris is hairy

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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