- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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