- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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