- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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