- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

my penis

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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