why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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