- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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