- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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