Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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