Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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