- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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