- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Your big dick.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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