One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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