- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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