Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Andoni was here

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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