- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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