What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Go away still nothing to see

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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womens rights

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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