- Anti Joke

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

the economy.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad