Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

NEVER

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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