Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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