A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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american idol

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