- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Poker face

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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