How you know when dislextic

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Actually it was me Josh brown

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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