A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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