- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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