Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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