what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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