- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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