Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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