Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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