- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

You idiot.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Golf.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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