- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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