Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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