- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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