- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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