A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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woman's rights

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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