- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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