- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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