- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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