How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

- Helen Keller

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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