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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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