Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Hello

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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