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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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