Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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