- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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