- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

One, two, three, four and five

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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