- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A pope meets another one

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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