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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

your life

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A pope meets another one

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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