roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

poo

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

vitamin c

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

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