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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What rhymes with milk...milf

ure mama's so fat

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Nero, sure you are okay?

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