- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did the snake say to the rat?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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