- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

The GOV and the WHO?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

i keep getting thumbs down...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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