What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

This is an anti- joke

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't he finish his

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A black man walks out of a police station

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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