- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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