- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

kennah campion when she talks

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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