- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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