- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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