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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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