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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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