- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Happy Monday!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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