- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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