- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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