What's worse than this That :(

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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