Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why? Because.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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