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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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