What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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