- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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