- Anti Joke

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Dyslexia ruels!

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