- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

ure mama's so fat

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Katy Perry

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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