- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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