- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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