- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Brain fart

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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