Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Alchohol.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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