- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Nero, sure you are okay?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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