- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Women's Soccer.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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