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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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