What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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