What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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