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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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