- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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