- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did the blue berry cross the road

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

This is an anti- joke

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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