-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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kieran is a homosexual

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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