- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Feminism

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.