Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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