Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Pineapple.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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