What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Your mother is so fat.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

batman farted so hes retarded

The New York Giants

Charlie Sheen is winning

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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