- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How would you rule?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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