- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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