- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

knock knock who's there? faith

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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