What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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I'm Coming

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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