what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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rocky is here again.......................

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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