If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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This isn't funny.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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black people

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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