A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

eat a hot dog

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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