- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Adam Chebali is awesome

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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