- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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