Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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