- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

gay pom...

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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