- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

How about that airline food?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

alert('The Game')

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

The queen having a shit

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