- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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