- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

denisssssssssssssss

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??