what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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I am a mime

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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