- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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