- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??