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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Want to hear a joke? No.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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