- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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