- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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