- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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