a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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