- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Get up Look in the mirror

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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