- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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