Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why am I writing this...im bored

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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