Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

your mama's so fat... that's it

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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