- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Guess what? You guessed it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what are you mike bibby?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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