- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Stop. Seriously stop.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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