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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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