How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tony Romo

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Fat? Jesse Z

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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